Yeep

don't do today, what you can put off until tomorrow

nothing says i love you like beer

it's fun, to be alive.

i am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

watch out LJ goat...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

if anyone ever tells you that the like curling please do me a favor and bite either one of they're arms off or better yet go for the genitals because there is no way they have ever watched a full match. the matches last for an elapsed time of over 2 fucking hours. i mean what the fuck, how can anyone enjoy something so uneventful and - well boring for more that 5 minutes. well of course this is my personal opinion on curling and i'm sure there are some people that are really into it and can watch it for hours on end. but i'm not and i'm sure most of the american public aren't so do not televise a full curling match from start to finish, for fucks sake.

ok, i'm ranting and i'm done.

anyways, it rocks...
http://www.curlingtjejerna.se/wp-content/themes/default/videos/ACUVUE_Hearts_on_Fire.mov

what do you call bread made by a bison?

a buffa-loaf.

dear lj,
i like the goat.

ok.. what.

corey: do you remember that show "blossom"
me: yeah, people liked it because they weren't afraid to take chances

*also*
i thought up this game called, "pun intended or no pun intended?"
example, a frog zipping up its fly.

from now on i am only going to post quotes that i hear in my everyday life in this here live journal.
i don't believe anyone even reads this anyways. what i should do is switch over to myspace blog, but i don't give a shit, because i like live journal.

yesturday i purchased the sickest car ever, 91 toyota corolla, so ghetto. honeywagon!

The other day while i was walking in the woods, I found a skull. I was about to go inform the police but instead i started to think to myself, who was this person and why did they have horns.

im not going to try to explain my problems with life right now, but anyways i have some.

someone please buy me the movie "tron" for my birthday.

in other news.. it turns out ducks cannot play chess.

so 'no' to windmills.

wow, well life is hectic as of late.
i cut my own hair. it took a couple days to get it to look exceptional.
work, well im not sure but i think its consuming me, i will soon have no personal life.
work and skating, pretty much it, yep.
we(me,nate,jeff,corey,patrick) are trying to complete a skate film by the end of the summer. it should be pretty good if all goes well. got some sick footy already.
im like some kind of nerd or something.
i think i need a girlfriend.
oh well.

yeah so anyways, you knowue9uid7raptorsnowmuffin

i learned how to croshay, but i haven't learned how to spell it yet (sound it out sister). anyways i can make you or your loved one a hat or headband or whatever, if you supply yarn or a spanish telephone book and/or a reproduction of the ellen degenerous show.

nathan and patrick are home.

hockey is over.

i'm going to see the muse tomorrow, i'll explain more in the near future.

foods that makes me cringe thinking about them but will eat anyway: popcorn, carrots, and garden gnomes

ME: how do holes with blankets in them keep you warm? NATE: i don't know, it doesn't make any sense. (ten minutes pass) NATE: what did you say, hole with blankets in the them, what the hell.

if midgets admit they can grow up if they wanted to, we can openly make fun of them.

i'm an ass.

I don't think stereotypes are the problem. I believe the intricacy is in the lack of stereotypes. If there was more stereotypes there would be less hate or heritage as the call it in the south. On that annotation i would like to say, if you know how to fold a sweater and you regularly do and if you watch Will & Grace, there is a sound chance that you are a homosexual.

Cats are people?
What else are people?
Do they mean the broadway musical "Cats"?
What the hell?

listen to NPR's all songs considered, http://www.npr.org/programs/asc/ and say no to viatmin C
mooseflakes west on a train to ohio
dress your sister in butter, its time to walk the dog